The Whale, He Stalks Me [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
soze

[ website | fork-bomb. ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

twitters [Oct. 16th, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 13:55 I am ready for the pig roast. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Oct. 15th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 10:53 I don't think I'll ever be warm again. 27*F in mid-October, WTF! #
  • 16:38 Hopefully THIS pair of boots fits or else it's back to the shopping thing... Again. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Oct. 6th, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 14:07 Sketching out my life balance. WTF am I even doing here? I need a downtown gig. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Oct. 3rd, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 16:22 Old white lady w nasty long dreads, fat lady in motochair, fat pork lung lady, bike-riding balalaika dance guy. Schdy, this is your corner. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Oct. 2nd, 2009|06:01 am]

  • 16:39 I must say, I've never seen a cellist fatter than her instrument before. Something new every day. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 22nd, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 07:02 @rcolonna Talking at Happy Valley. #
  • 07:03 Running 0.5hr late. Not the way to start my week. Crapcrapcrap. #
  • 11:44 I need a good pro-bike sticker for the imminent car. "One Less Car", you think, for maximum confusion? #
  • 11:46 @rcolonna Rumor has it it's because the Malta chipfabs are not securable sites yet. #
  • 14:42 @rcolonna There may be. I could also use 'your suv makes you look fat' depending how many fights I want to get in. #
  • 14:43 @TrevorSayre srsly. It'll be great. #
  • 15:22 @rcolonna Due to availability constraints, prolly a Volvo C30. Small butt, lots of ponies, good mileage for a turbo. #
  • 16:12 @rcolonna it has a dorsal fin. It entertains me so. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
Link1 comment|Leave a comment

twitters [Sep. 19th, 2009|06:03 am]
  • 14:26 It's 82 in Chicago, and 65 and grey here yet again. What the hell am I doing here. #
  • 16:13 Wow, Proctor's found a band that butchers No Doubt songs worse than No Doubt. Boooooo! #Albany #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 18th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 12:58 I can't believe you got paid to write a 2page email about my .sig file. Fucking HR #
  • 14:10 @Nalroth it was the lack of lengthy sig detailing info available in our global contact database anyway. #
  • 14:22 @rcolonna Nope. And apparently it matters what business you're in for whether you get the company slogan or not too. #
  • 14:57 @rcolonna I still want blink tags for my HEY DUMBASS STOP SHITTING INTO MY DATA emails. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 17th, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 17:19 Omfg stop sagging girl jeans already wtf #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 16th, 2009|06:01 am]
  • 06:54 So that spill I took Thurs morning at speed? Yeah, I broke my bike. Have to put the Fixie back together tonight. twitpic.com/ht7gm #
  • 16:14 I want to kick my croozer's hub in the face with my ENERGY LEGS. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 12th, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 05:52 @rcolonna I always end up calling him Saltimbocca. It's bacon-based, therefore I can be forgiven. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 11th, 2009|06:01 am]
  • 07:45 Dropped my bike. Better get some cool bruises, cuz my elbow really stings. #
  • 07:46 @rcolonna The internets have raised $90k for his opponent already since the speech. #
  • 16:59 I still do not understand how some people can be fat and yet have no ass. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 7th, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 18:08 Amelia's on Halsted: sooo tasty. Chile Nogales FTW. #Chicago #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 6th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 11:02 Got my parents sent off to go camping and now have a few hours of peace in the family house before I pick up The Doug at Midway. #
  • 14:00 YAY SNAKE BUS! #
  • 14:35 @EricSchillinger goddam cubs

    You in town? #
  • 15:03 Aaaaand back on the Orange Line to go fetch a Dougiepoo. #
  • 15:57 @EricSchillinger Yay White Sox! Beautiul day for a game, were going tomorrow. Nice seats you got too #
  • 19:31 Now enjoying a Berghoff hefeweisen at, uh, Berghoff. Mmmmmmmm. Eric if you're in town, you gotta stop here. #
  • 19:35 Mmm Berghoff twitpic.com/gncdg #
  • 21:51 Waiting for fireworks at Navy Pier, watching the yachts bobble on by. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 5th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 11:44 Driving through the South Side to do estate errands. Everything smells delicious. #
  • 17:39 Taking my parents grocery shopping for their camping trip this weekend. How thankfully mundane. #
  • 18:31 Saw a guy at the Jewel's tonight wearing a Cowboys shirt with a Red Sox hat. Confused *and* in a foreign land, good choice. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 4th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 08:30 Contest Of The Suck this afternoon. #whitesox #cubs #
  • 20:10 @alyankovic PARTY AMOEBA #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 3rd, 2009|06:00 am]

  • 15:01 Well at least the #whitesox figured out how to spell W today. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 2nd, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 05:06 Who the fuck goes to vacation on the redeye? MOVE YOUR DISNEY CRAP SO DECENT PEOPLE CAN CHECK THEIR SHIT #
  • 05:35 How does the #TSA manage to make every trip just a little more offensive and demeaning? #
  • 05:37 Everyone who should never be on a redeye flight is on my fucking plane this morning. #
  • 05:40 Srsly, apparently the colicky baby and chatty senile seniors convention is being held at the McCormick. Keynote: WHAR MAH ORNJJ JOOS #
  • 08:45 I am now drinking a Diet Coke that was canned in 200 fucking 6. You're supposed to ROTATE the pantry Mom! #
  • 10:37 @Skawtnyc Hey, at least I'll leave a well-preserved corpse, and our great-grandkids can mine my body for plastic after the oil runs out. #
  • 13:56 It wasn't drunk cops, bad cops, political scandals or junk strategy that made Chf Tuffey resign, it came down to the n-word. Great. #Albany #
  • 13:58 @curtisschick I can get a flu shot where they'll be wrong about the strain again and I'll get sick anyway? No thanks. #
  • 14:21 @markemer Since May, yep. Albany is seriously a bad joke sometimes. Maybe they'll reopen the Arbor Hill station now though. #
  • 16:19 Dear mom, I don't give a crap about your thirty year old pictures. Call your sisters over, I'm sure you'll have a blast. #
  • 17:11 @Skawtnyc You haven't yet seen the crap awaiting me in the basement. Hoo boy. #
  • 22:06 @Skawtnyc Outside of her obsession with holiday decorations, a lot of it isn't crap, just family stuff in perpetual storage. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Sep. 1st, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 06:00 It's 53 this morning. WTF. #
  • 11:06 OH GOD THE HOLD MUSIC IS COUNTRY #
  • 11:22 Southwest is now singing a pirate tejano song about cargo on their hold music. HALP #
  • 13:10 7hr long Irish wake? Oh that's a great fucking idea. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

twitters [Aug. 30th, 2009|06:00 am]
  • 07:59 @markemer It's pretty spiff. I got some hard drive space back and I've trial switched to Safari. Worth $30 anyway. #
  • 08:54 I wonder how badly senior management would freak if union organizing material started showing up in our building's kitchens. #
  • 09:19 @markemer I don't expect the rugged individualists there to understand the concept of white collar slavery, but it'd be interesting. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
LinkLeave a comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]