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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|
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since paparently twitter fisn't updating approopateiyl
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twitters
[Jun. 29th, 2009|
06:00 am
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13:03
Do you think Harrison Ford has a room full of action figures of himself? Like, wall of Han Solos and stuff like that.
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[Jun. 28th, 2009|
06:00 am
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15:35
Got cold called by someone asking if I needed deck work. Prankdialer.com, this one's for you.
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20:32
Gofering at Suicide King alleycat on short notice. Good turnout.
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[Jun. 27th, 2009|
06:00 am
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05:27
Quintessence is going to reopen! Quail eggs benedict, here I come! #albany
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07:15
Threw the chain on a downhill on my cruiser and bashed my girl junk. Freaking OW.
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22:30
@
EricSchillinger
karaoke singing in a skinsuit? Toss on a feather boa and you round the circle from lame back to cool again.
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[Jun. 26th, 2009|
06:00 am
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17:08
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mutzaroo
Michael Jackson, apparently. Shamon!
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18:35
Well, looks like Podsednik has been eating his Wheaties. #whitesox
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18:36
Also, apparently at least 60% of the Twitter population can't spell 'Michael'. What the crap, people.
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twitters
[Jun. 25th, 2009|
06:00 am
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12:01
AH! he's full of shit!
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[Jun. 23rd, 2009|
06:00 am
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11:03
I have forgiven much, my hot sounding Spaniard, but I cannot forgive your lack of pivot table goodness.
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16:23
...cornflower blue? Really? You want everything in cornflower blue. I am Jack's final disillusionment.
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19:18
Hey DC people, anyone dead that I care about?
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twitters
[Jun. 22nd, 2009|
06:00 am
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20:38
Oh my fucking god I hate Java.
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[Jun. 21st, 2009|
06:00 am
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14:12
Suicide Kings alleycat tonite. BTW have you seen the Versus TdF ads yet? They're playing @lancearmstrong like he's the goddam Terminator.
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17:57
@
Change_for_Iran
soak a scarf in vinegar or lemon juice and use it to breathe through. Won't last like riot gear mask but it will help.
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17:58
@
Change_for_Iran
also tear gas soaks into clothing so be careful with washing afterwards, it can still irritate days afterward!
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18:01
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Change_for_Iran
also pepper spray is capsaicin oil, so use rubbing alcohol or a little cooking oil to help pull it off of your skin.
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18:04
For tear gas: breathe through a scarf soaked in vinegar or lemon juice. #iranelection
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18:05
For pepper spray: pepper spray is capsaicin oil, so use rubbing alcohol or a little cooking oil to help pull it off your skin. #iranelection
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21:25
Watching the game on Tivo delay. God our '64 unis are oogly. #whitesox
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23:50
My proxy traffic has gone dead... will check it in the morning but I think my IP got blocked. #iranelection
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[Jun. 20th, 2009|
06:00 am
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15:46
My analysis is solid. You just can't read.
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18:28
Padma Lakshmi vs my crotch: MY CROTCH WINS.
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21:39
Yeah, porn, propaganda, vintage advertising, and random internets macros. That's pretty much the background noise in my head.
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[Jun. 19th, 2009|
06:00 am
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13:54
I fed our cable guy a Red Bull. Is that bad?
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15:01
"BTW that orange glow over the west wall is the sun, we haven't seen it here in a few days..." -- Ed Farmer #whitesox
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15:40
I'm pretty sure that tribble on Linebrink's face is what's causing his pitching issue. #whitesox
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15:58
Goddam Linebrink. #whitesox
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17:45
At Albany Bike Plan meeting. Getting ecologically sustainable smoke blown up my ass. Not optimistic.
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21:09
tweetgrid of all trusted Green Rev tweeters:
tinyurl.com/lsh2rb
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21:13
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Change_for_Iran
some idiots in US Congress who want to give direct support, we hope they're voted down, best we can do is be quiet for now
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21:14
Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click -
helpiranelection.com/
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[Jun. 18th, 2009|
06:00 am
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07:32
Pigeons hurt. :(
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11:57
Btw bike nerds, pricepoint.com is having a big 50% off sale so now is the time to stock up
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19:12
Front page of pirate bay. Nice.
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20:10
Watching the huge self-organizing Fark/4chan/twitter assistance to the Green Revolution has been fascinating. Fark:Tatsuma has been awesome.
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20:11
BTW the smartest thing the US govt can do right now is STFU and prep w/ our allies for refugees on Iraq, Afghan borders.
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23:05
Hey @chris_gill, we'll be at a certain Hotel Palomar on a certain P St. NW from 3-Jul through 5-Jul. Beer + peeing on politicians' lawns.
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23:07
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kraftus
@illyrias really, tell them freakin' Albany has bus cards. So much more convenient than hauling around cash money.
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[Jun. 17th, 2009|
06:00 am
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09:57
My Espana warehouse mgr sounds hot enough on the phone that I can forgive all sorts of idiocies.
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11:34
Will be setting up a proxy tonight to help Iranians get the message out. Viva la resistance. #iranelection
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11:45
Links to how you can help the green revolution: emsenn.com/iran.php
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[Jun. 16th, 2009|
06:00 am
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11:02
A tornado hit near one of our warehouses Friday night. That's going to make life easier, oh definitely.
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14:58
Shit is going down in Tehran, militia vs reformist protesters. I wonder which way the theocrats will play this, they could end up losing.
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17:02
Parked in an abandoned lot, lounging under a decrepit sign, reading about the iranian anti-govt protests and bracing for hail.
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22:10
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kraftus
Really, the best we can do to help the protests is to keep our big govt mouth shut. Outside pressure will fizzle this thing.
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|
06:00 am
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08:53
How the hell did I not find the Amex last minute weekenders section before?
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12:29
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chris_gill
I'm trying to convince Doug that we want to come down for the 4th, actually.
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20:31
Why the fuck is our bus stop the social fucking mecca of north Lark St?
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|
06:00 am
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23:36
Do you think John Cougar Mellencamp would be offended if I sometimes could not distinguish him from Bruce Springsteen?
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|
06:00 am
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09:41
oh god why do I have bruce springsteen stuck in my head
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00:05
Okay, I think I have tonsilitis on the right side.
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|
06:00 am
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11:06
How fucking hard is it to type in a fucking tracking number, people? It's only a $2M blade set, no sweat if fedex fucking LOSES it! goddam.
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16:13
@
Skawtnyc
I'm riding a bike so I'm getting a kick out of this comment.
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16:34
Just saw a little kid running around with a bunch of NiMo marking flags in his hand. What the FUCK is wrong with your mother, boy?
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21:48
I wish I could have Thirlwell's internal soundtrack dripped directly into my veins.
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[Jun. 11th, 2009|
06:00 am
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06:23
What I got out of this book: torture sucks, starving sucks, and Cambodians really like the word "motherfucker".
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13:41
And Elvis is in Joan Rivers, BUT HES TRYING TO GET OUT, MAN!!
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15:13
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chris_gill
We have the same number of crazies as always, but they are getting egged on much more this administration.
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17:22
Jesus, please save me from the people witnessing to me at the bus stop.
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17:24
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chris_gill
supposedly Freep is deleting old posts by him left and right
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17:29
@
never
Survival in the killing fields, by haing ngor. Brutal, raw stuff.
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17:43
@
never
I'll put it on my list, but for the moment I am khmered out.
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twitters
[Jun. 10th, 2009|
06:00 am
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07:50
Your mickey mouse statistical methods are no match for my superior fighting style.
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09:03
@
lancearmstrong
We had here in Albany a DUI cyclist killer get off with 6mo then complain how "hard" it was for her family. WTF.
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18:20
Bitches love me cause they that I can rock.
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